The rise and fall of a true celebrity.

So one of the spiders from "Eight Legged Freaks" decided to take a break from his booming career last night by taking some time out in my room. On my wall. Next to my face. At 12:30 am. When I'm almost asleep. THUS, his career came to a heartbreaking end when he was tortured to death with a handheld bug zapper by my father (poor guy, having an arachnaphobe for a daughter). His E! True Hollywood Story should be up and airing soon. Farewell freakishly huge spider, you shall be in our hearts (or MINDS) for at least a week.

P.S. His less famous co-star was kickin' it in the living room (directly above my head as i cowered away from my father's torturous actions). He too fell at the hands of the bug zapper, but was more an extra in the movie, so don't expect any television specials on his demise. Unless he painted amazing portraits in his spare time. Then maybe in a century or so.